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The Filthiest Director Was Right About Disney's Most Beloved Movies
3+ day, 48+ min ago (726+ words) Giant Freakin Robot There's no living director as controversial as Quentin Tarantino. The man makes undisputably great films: Pulp Fiction is the ultimate argument that style and substance can be one and the same. Kill Bill is the ultimate love…...
Forget Pedro Pascal, This Mandalorian Actor Is Secretly Hollywood Royalty
3+ day, 16+ hour ago (389+ words) Giant Freakin Robot If you were to run up to a stranger on the street and ask them who portrays Din Djarin, they'd probably say "What? Who are you?" If you really pressed them about it, they'd eventually offer the…...
Star Wars Is Dying Because It Can't Stop Copying Marvel
4+ day, 15+ hour ago (707+ words) Giant Freakin Robot Lately, I've spent a lot of time thinking about one of the coolest things from the Star Wars prequels: podracing! Even the biggest critics of The Phantom Menace readily admitted that the podracing scenes were some of…...
Disney Already Canceled The Movie That Could Have Saved Star Wars
4+ day, 15+ hour ago (473+ words) Giant Freakin Robot I spend a lot of time dunking on Star Wars. Accordingly, many people think I'm just a hater who loves to see this iconic franchise fail. In reality, the opposite is true: I have loved Star Wars…...
George Lucas Almost Ruined Beloved Star Wars Movie By Removing Its Worst Line
4+ day, 15+ hour ago (700+ words) Giant Freakin Robot While younger fans have done their best to rehabilitate the Star Wars prequels, most older fans still agree that The Phantom Menace was pretty bad and that Attack of the Clones was an overstuffed, equally embarrassing sequel....
George Lucas Almost Ruined Star Wars Movie By Removing Its Worst Line
5+ day, 1+ hour ago (699+ words) Giant Freakin Robot While younger fans have done their best to rehabilitate the Star Wars prequels, most older fans still agree that The Phantom Menace was pretty bad and that Attack of the Clones was an overstuffed, equally embarrassing sequel....
The Best New Sci-Fi Franchise Is Already Dead On Arrival
6+ day, 16+ hour ago (707+ words) Giant Freakin Robot When I went to see Masters of the Universe, I couldn't help but be a little nervous. I was a huge fan of the original He-Man cartoon as a kid, and I remember being disappointed by all…...
Did The Mandalorian And Grogu Already Ruin The Next Star Wars Movie?
1+ week, 5+ day ago (459+ words) Giant Freakin Robot Right now, something unthinkable has happened: the latest blockbuster Star Wars movie is getting trounced at the box office by a pair of low-budget horror movies (Obsession and Backrooms). It was already bad enough when The Mandalorian…...
Hollywood Destroyed The Best 80s Sci-Fi By Turning It Into DMV Star Wars
1+ week, 5+ day ago (1107+ words) By Jonathan Klotz | Updated 7 seconds ago The 1980s were the golden era for Saturday Morning Cartoons. Half-hour animated spectacles that were commercials in disguise, carefully constructed to get kids to beg their parents to buy them a new action figure every…...
Did The Creator Of The Best Star Wars Show Secretly Call Out The Franchise's New Boss?
1+ week, 6+ day ago (707+ words) Giant Freakin Robot For Star Wars fans, the opening crawl to A New Hope has more or less come true: it is a period of civil war. In the fandom, there are still plenty of diehards who binge and defend…...