2+ hour, 10+ min ago  (279+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor Mark Hamill, revealing that he was, in reality, the actor's father. The actor was reportedly reluctant to…...

3+ week, 2+ day ago  (315+ words) HOLLYWOOD, CA " It's a simple formula: take an already wildly popular franchise and then tweak it a bit to attract even more fans. "It seems like such a foolproof plan," said Nina Gibbs, showrunner of a popular franchise. "I mean,…...

3+ mon, 3+ week ago  (261+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA " Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about Rey getting her first period. "It's a shame this story will never be told,…...

5+ mon, 2+ week ago  (206+ words) U. S. " The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened to the guy who made Aliens and Terminator 2, and then apparently just completely stopped making movies for some reason. "What happened to that guy?...

9+ mon, 1+ hour ago  (205+ words) BURBANK, CA " In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that she had reached an agreement to settle with Disney and would subsequently replace Pedro Pascal in all movies. Carano had taken…...

9+ mon, 3+ week ago  (196+ words) TATOOINE " Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss drug, the now 150-pound Jabba the Hutt issued a public statement denying the use of Ozempic. Holonet celebrity gossip reports had…...

11+ mon, 1+ week ago  (266+ words) It's no secret we at the Babylon Bee love Star Wars, but let's be honest: there are several glaring plot holes. Here are the ten biggest: The beginning says it takes place "a long time ago", but they ride on…...